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Old Man Drinks

Lose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real man—a real old man! These Old Man Drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby’s bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan’s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound. No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff—whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin—and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin’, and grab a stool, ’cause it’s gonna be a long night.

RECIPES, ADVICE, AND BARSTOOL WISDOM
By ROBERT SCHNAKENBERG
Photographs by Michael E. Reali

Hardcover
160 Pages
4 x 6"
ISBN 9781594744501

$5.25

Original: $14.99

-65%
Old Man Drinks

$14.99

$5.25
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Lose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real man—a real old man! These Old Man Drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby’s bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan’s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound. No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff—whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin—and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin’, and grab a stool, ’cause it’s gonna be a long night.

RECIPES, ADVICE, AND BARSTOOL WISDOM
By ROBERT SCHNAKENBERG
Photographs by Michael E. Reali

Hardcover
160 Pages
4 x 6"
ISBN 9781594744501

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